The Battle of The Answering Machines was between Bob's Answering Machine and Joe's Answering Machine. Phil Ming filmed it.


(Joe is prank calling Bob)

(Joe starts the Joe Answering Machine)

Joe: Ho ho ho.

(Bob knows it's Joe and turns on the Bob Answering Machine)

Bob: (sigh)

Bob Answering Machine: Hello.

Joe Answering Machine: Hello.


{Bob Answering Machine: This is the Bob Answering Machine.}

{Joe Answering Machine: This is the Joe Answering Machine.}

Both: GASP!

Both: WHAT?

(Bob Answering Machine plots a scheme)

(Joe Answering Machine schemes a plot)

Both: What is two plus two?


{Bob Answering Machine: 4!}

{(Joe Answering Machine explodes)}

(end of The Battle of The Answering Machines)

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