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InformationEdit

The Evil News Network is basically the cheapo name for the broadcast played at 4:38 AM every day at Joeschool. Joe is the announcer and Mr. Wise is usually also present.

Example BroadcastEdit

Joe: Awful morning, and welcome to the Evil News Network.

Mr. Wise: Beware of traps!

(Joeguard pushes Mr. Wise away)

Joe: Today the low is 1 degree and the high is 2 degrees.

Mr. Wise: Beware of traps!

(Joeguard shoves Mr. Wise again)

Joe: Today is the last day turning in application forms for this year's Fall Play: Evil People Are Evil.

Mr. Wise: Beware of traps!

Joeguard: Be quiet.

Joe: I have received reports about politeness and walking in the halls. If I see this, it will result in detention.

Mr. Wise: Beware of traps!

Joeguard: SHUT UP!!!!!!

Joe: Don't forget to turn in your inators today. The prize for best inator today is... a stinky sock!

(fake applause)

Mr. Wise: Beware of traps!

(Joeguard seen throwing Mr. Wise at wall.)

Joe: We would also like to announce some people caught being bad (evil):

  • Jim for hitting a fellow student in the face, and
  • Jackson for breaking just about every school rule.

Mr. Wise: Beware of traps!

(Joeguard smacks him)

Joe: Now that's what I call evil.

Mr. Wise: Beware of traps!

(Loud bang is heard)

Joe: You're welcome for tuning in to the Evil News Network. Have a Terrible Tuesday.

Mr. Wise: Beware of traps!

(stabbing sounds are heard)

Joeguard: Just die already!

(end of Evil News Network Example Broadcast)

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