Joe's Lunchstopwatchinator is just a regular stop watch. Joe uses it to time lunch at Joeschool. The students have exactly 27.9 seconds to get the horrible food and choke it down. It's the only food all day, so most people still try to get it down. However, there are usually around 50,000 students at Joeschool, all trying to get food in only one lunch line. The only lunch lady is Mrs. Old, who is extra slow at handing it out. The only student who was ever able to get lunch at Joeschool was Jo Evil with his Lunchgrabmachine 2000.