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This is the story of the Lorax and the Blorax.
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(purple bunny hops around)
(Car pulls up)
(Blorax steps out of car)
Blorax: Trees! And truffula trees at that! I hate trees, but truffula trees are illegal!
(Blorax pulls out axe)
Blorax: He-he-he.
(Blorax whacks the truffula tree)
Blorax: Die, tree!
(tree falls)
(epic lightning strikes the stump, and Lorax appears)
Lorax: Hey! Who chopped down this tree? This is my favorite kind of tree!
Blorax: I chopped down this tree, under protection of law. It says here (pulls out paper) that all truffula trees are illegal and must be made into thneeds!
(Lorax takes paper)
Lorax: What? These trees are home to many purple bunnies! I can't let you chop them down!
(Lorax rips up paper)
Blorax: No! My paper!
(epic music starts)
Lorax: I AM THE LORAX! I SPEAK FOR THE TREES! NOW BEGONE!
(epic music cuts off)
Blorax: No way.
(epic-er music starts)
Blorax: I AM THE BLORAX! I SPEAK FOR THE THNEEDS! I will clear this forest to make them. You NEED a thNEED!
(Blorax runs off to chop truffula trees)
(Lorax runs to Twice-ler tree factory)
Lorax: Do you have any more truffula seeds? Some maniac named "the Blorax" is chopping all the trees down.
Twice-ler: I don't have any truffula seeds. They're very hard to come by and the Once-ler stole them from me.
Lorax: Then I will go to the Once-ler.
(Lorax is running to the Once-ler when...)
Lorax: Ouch.
Blorax: Ouch. Watch where you're going. I almost chopped you in half. I really shouldn't have hesitated though.
(Lorax continues to run to the Once-ler)
Lorax: Once-ler! Give me the truffula seeds!
Once-ler: Never! I have to make thneeds!
Lorax: Give them to me!
Once-ler: No.
Lorax: Fine. I'll be back.
(Lorax sneaks up behind Blorax)
(Lorax steals axe)
Lorax: Ha-ha-ha.
Blorax: Come back!
Lorax: Give me the seeds or you will be chopped!
Once-ler: Fine. Take them.
Lorax: I got the seeds!
Blorax: Good for you. Now give me my axe.
Lorax: Okay, but you have to leave.
Blorax: Fine.
(Blorax takes axe)
(Blorax walks to car)
(Lorax jumps out from behind the car)
(Blorax throws the axe into the air)
(axe lands on car engine)
(car explodes)
Lorax: He-he-he.
(end of The Story of the Lorax and Blorax)