All important events that happen on a Tuesday are automatically twelve times more important.
Every day is a Tuesday in the Meniverse. There has never been a single Wednesday in the Meniverse since the Greatest Depression started at the time Joe was born.
Every Tuesday falls on a Tuesday. This was proven to be quite the shocking coincidence.
All of Joe's inventions were invented on Tuesday.
Anyone born on a Tuesday was not born any other day of the week.
Tuesdays are always really good or really bad.
Tuesday has seven letters
Seven has five letters.
Five has four letters.
Therefore 7+5+4 = 16 and 16 is the universal Tuesday number.
Therefore 7-5-4 = -2 and -2 is the universal Antituesday number.